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		<title>Man Attempts To Assassinate Obama, &#8216;But Not Because He&#8217;s Black Or Anything&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 20:30:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 20:37:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Obama Caught Lip-Syncing Speech at University</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:27:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Obama&#8217;s Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 20:35:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Welcome to the NEW SockPoliticians.com</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 23:06:16 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Starting our campaign in 2008, SockPoliticians.com has been featured by almost every major news organization in the US and has grown rapidly to become one of the largest politician novelty item manufactures. We pride ourselves on quality, polarizing plush products at an affordable price.</p>
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		<title>Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 20:34:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP]]></description>
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		<title>Biden Criticized For Appearing In Hennessy Ads</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 20:32:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Biden Criticized For Appearing In Hennessy Ads]]></description>
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